Mac-head Fanboyism

I have no idea who this guy is, but he brilliantly captures the essence of a died-in-the-wool Mac-head fanboy.  I've heard many of these exact things spoken in real life, and, to be honest, this sort of oblivious/arrogant attitude is precisely why most Android geeks look upon Apple gear, Apple fanboys, and Apple itself with a pretty fair amount of disdain.  Minor language warning, but so so so funny.  Enjoy!